About Me
Puppies love me. I composed Beethoven's Ninth symphony, but kept it a secret until I was eleven years old. I found the cure for cancer, but they wouldn't try it. I speak seven languages. I have perfect eyesight and perfect teeth. Someone once tried to kill me for my hair. I taught my dog to do my laundry. I took my Master's level Physics courses in braille, just for the challenge, in fourth grade. I know all of Shakespeare's plays by heart. I know who John Galt is. I can lift a car over my head, and babies smile every time they see me. It never rains when I am around. I smell wonderful. I know how to fly a plane and how to scuba dive. I framed Roger Rabbit. I can hold my breath for 14 minutes. I'm in love with an amazing man. I can tell the future. I am so humble people should worship me. I have a great imagination.Recent Entries
Sir James Matthew Barrie
When James Matthew Barrie was 6 years old, his older brother David, mother's favorite, died in a skating accident on the eve of his 14th birthday. His... read more
Giving Up. Giving In.
"Sometimes what seems like surrender isn't surrender at all. It's about what's going on in our hearts. About seeing clearly the way life is and accept... read more
Eight Words. Two Statements. One Hope.
"There is no future. There is no past."These are not hard words. There are only eight of them. The length is nothing of great measure. It's only two s... read more
Unlove You
You know those people that just put up silly lyrics and nonsensical poems on their blog? While I am not saying there is anything wrong with that, I al... read more
A Little Wonka Logic
"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now ... read more
A Valentine's Story: is it a Bad Sign When ...
...your fortune cookie is broken in half before you open it AND there is no fortune inside?I didn't open it, of course. The way I figured, if I didn't... read more
Today I Lost My Friend
Today I lost someone very close to me. His name was Kinicky.He didn't have much, but he gave us all he could. He wasn't rich, but he made sure to let ... read more
Killing Superman
You know how some products have the dumbest warning labels? I saw one today at a shop near my work that brought forth quite conflicting emotions... read more
The Real Me
Years ago in a teacher made each student in the class write down our top 5 goals for our lives on a little piece of paper. Ok, now think about it. In ... read more
Somewhere in Time
"The man of my dreams is almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man, each woman dreams of in the most secret and deepest p... read more
